1 00:00:03,269 --> 00:00:06,172 [Too Close For Comfort theme] 2 00:00:43,209 --> 00:00:44,277 [upbeat music] 3 00:00:49,849 --> 00:00:51,718 - Thanks. 4 00:00:51,751 --> 00:00:53,653 - Oh come on Henry, it's not the end of the world. 5 00:00:53,687 --> 00:00:55,188 It's only jury duty. 6 00:00:55,221 --> 00:00:57,090 - I know It's only jury duty. 7 00:00:57,123 --> 00:00:58,992 I happen to have a comic strip to get out by Monday 8 00:00:59,025 --> 00:01:00,660 and this is going to slow me down. 9 00:01:01,728 --> 00:01:02,362 - Hi! 10 00:01:02,395 --> 00:01:03,229 - Hi. 11 00:01:03,263 --> 00:01:04,864 - Good morning. 12 00:01:04,898 --> 00:01:06,866 - Isn't this great weather for skiing? 13 00:01:06,900 --> 00:01:09,669 - I wouldn't know. I don't intend to go skiing. 14 00:01:09,703 --> 00:01:10,270 - We do. 15 00:01:11,905 --> 00:01:14,074 - Some thing's up, Muriel. 16 00:01:14,107 --> 00:01:15,842 [adience laughing] 17 00:01:15,875 --> 00:01:17,243 - Dad, why are you always so suspicious of us? 18 00:01:17,277 --> 00:01:18,878 - Because I can tell when you want something 19 00:01:18,912 --> 00:01:20,780 by the way you just say good morning. 20 00:01:20,814 --> 00:01:22,282 - What if we came in here and said, "Good morning, 21 00:01:22,315 --> 00:01:25,251 isn't this a lovely day for a drive?" 22 00:01:25,285 --> 00:01:26,619 would you think we wanted a car? 23 00:01:26,653 --> 00:01:27,754 - Yes. 24 00:01:27,787 --> 00:01:29,089 - Well we don't, we want skis. 25 00:01:30,924 --> 00:01:32,192 - Girls, you don't barge in here first thing in the morning 26 00:01:32,225 --> 00:01:34,661 and ask your father for skis. 27 00:01:34,694 --> 00:01:38,231 First you see if he's in a receptive mood. 28 00:01:38,264 --> 00:01:42,335 You wait until he's calm and relaxed in good humor. 29 00:01:42,369 --> 00:01:44,771 - All the snow will be melted by then. 30 00:01:44,804 --> 00:01:47,140 [audience laughing] 31 00:01:47,173 --> 00:01:49,109 - Dad. 32 00:01:49,109 --> 00:01:51,177 Monroe heard about a great deal on two pairs of skis. 33 00:01:51,211 --> 00:01:52,812 Practically brand new. 34 00:01:52,846 --> 00:01:54,981 - We can save a bundle but we have to act fast. 35 00:01:55,015 --> 00:01:55,849 - How fast? 36 00:01:55,882 --> 00:01:56,649 - [Monroe] Today! 37 00:02:03,423 --> 00:02:05,058 [audience laughing] 38 00:02:05,091 --> 00:02:06,693 - Monroe, What are you doing 39 00:02:06,726 --> 00:02:08,395 in the living room eaves dropping? 40 00:02:08,428 --> 00:02:09,662 - [Monroe] I was afraid if I came into the kitchen 41 00:02:09,696 --> 00:02:10,764 you'd yell at me. 42 00:02:10,797 --> 00:02:12,298 - I won't yell at you. 43 00:02:14,100 --> 00:02:15,769 Now get in here! 44 00:02:15,802 --> 00:02:17,671 - Okay, if you promise. 45 00:02:17,704 --> 00:02:19,172 Good morning, Mrs. Rush. 46 00:02:19,205 --> 00:02:21,741 - All right Monroe, what is this big deal? 47 00:02:21,775 --> 00:02:24,077 - Well, there are these two girls in one of my classes. 48 00:02:24,110 --> 00:02:26,079 They're twins, identical twins. 49 00:02:26,079 --> 00:02:27,614 You can't even tell them apart. 50 00:02:27,647 --> 00:02:28,214 - I don't care. 51 00:02:29,249 --> 00:02:31,151 Now get on with it. 52 00:02:31,184 --> 00:02:33,286 - Well, anyway, they got these brand new skis for Christmas. 53 00:02:33,319 --> 00:02:35,088 - A gift from their father. 54 00:02:35,088 --> 00:02:36,656 - Yeah And they've only used them once 55 00:02:36,690 --> 00:02:38,091 and now they want to sell them. 56 00:02:38,091 --> 00:02:39,659 - Monroe, what's wrong with the skis? 57 00:02:39,693 --> 00:02:40,927 - Well, there's nothing wrong with the skis. 58 00:02:40,960 --> 00:02:42,595 Just the twin's legs. 59 00:02:42,629 --> 00:02:43,596 - They broke them. 60 00:02:43,630 --> 00:02:44,931 - Oh, how terrible. 61 00:02:44,964 --> 00:02:46,599 - Oh, thank you. 62 00:02:46,633 --> 00:02:48,234 Well not if you look at the bright side. 63 00:02:48,268 --> 00:02:50,904 You see before you couldn't tell the twins apart, 64 00:02:50,937 --> 00:02:52,339 but now you can. 65 00:02:52,372 --> 00:02:53,940 Because one of them broke her left leg 66 00:02:53,973 --> 00:02:55,842 and one of them broke her right leg. 67 00:02:55,875 --> 00:02:58,111 Only problem is we don't know which twin broke which leg. 68 00:02:59,946 --> 00:03:02,682 - But we do know who in this room is weird, don't we? 69 00:03:02,716 --> 00:03:05,352 [audience laughing] 70 00:03:05,385 --> 00:03:08,088 - Please Dad, can we buy the skis? 71 00:03:09,956 --> 00:03:11,391 - Look, if you girls have your hearts set 72 00:03:11,424 --> 00:03:14,260 on buying those skis, it's fine with me. 73 00:03:14,294 --> 00:03:16,863 - [girls gasping] Oh daddy, I love you. 74 00:03:16,896 --> 00:03:20,500 - How you spend your money is no business of mine. 75 00:03:21,668 --> 00:03:23,069 [audience laughing] 76 00:03:23,103 --> 00:03:26,306 - Our money? Well, we don't have $300. 77 00:03:26,339 --> 00:03:28,708 - If we did, we wouldn't be standing here hugging you, 78 00:03:28,742 --> 00:03:30,677 we'd be half way down the slopes by now. 79 00:03:32,245 --> 00:03:36,816 - Oh, I see, I misunderstood your intentions. 80 00:03:38,752 --> 00:03:41,287 You mean you want me to buy those skis for you as a gift, 81 00:03:41,321 --> 00:03:42,088 Is that it? 82 00:03:43,089 --> 00:03:43,857 - Not anymore. 83 00:03:45,325 --> 00:03:46,960 - Henry, you're gonna to be late for jury duty. 84 00:03:46,993 --> 00:03:48,528 You girls better get going too. 85 00:03:49,729 --> 00:03:51,364 - I'll tell you what I'll do. 86 00:03:51,398 --> 00:03:54,601 I'm not going to say yes. I'm also not going to say no. 87 00:03:54,634 --> 00:03:55,869 I'll think about it. 88 00:03:58,004 --> 00:03:58,772 - Thanks, dad. 89 00:04:00,707 --> 00:04:02,609 - I have to let the twins know by the end of the day. 90 00:04:04,110 --> 00:04:06,046 Well, sometime next week would be fine. 91 00:04:07,647 --> 00:04:08,915 No later than spring thaw? 92 00:04:10,417 --> 00:04:13,319 [audience laughing] 93 00:04:16,790 --> 00:04:17,557 - Muriel? 94 00:04:19,793 --> 00:04:21,094 - Hi, honey. How was your day? 95 00:04:22,095 --> 00:04:23,063 - What's wrong? 96 00:04:23,096 --> 00:04:24,164 - Nothing, nothing. 97 00:04:24,197 --> 00:04:25,565 - Why are you crying? 98 00:04:25,598 --> 00:04:26,833 - I've been chopping onions. 99 00:04:27,867 --> 00:04:29,235 [audience laughing] 100 00:04:29,269 --> 00:04:30,904 - You know you left the front door unlocked? 101 00:04:30,937 --> 00:04:32,772 - Yes, I knew you'd be home any minute. 102 00:04:34,240 --> 00:04:35,342 - There are a lot of crazy people out there 103 00:04:35,375 --> 00:04:36,976 and they're armed. 104 00:04:37,077 --> 00:04:39,145 What if a maniac came in here wielding a knife? 105 00:04:39,179 --> 00:04:41,081 - I'd ask him to chop the onions. 106 00:04:41,114 --> 00:04:42,215 [audience laughing] 107 00:04:42,248 --> 00:04:43,883 - That's not funny Muriel. 108 00:04:43,917 --> 00:04:45,919 If you had to serve on jury duty today, 109 00:04:45,952 --> 00:04:47,687 you would find out what I'm talking about. 110 00:04:47,721 --> 00:04:49,589 - Oh, really? 111 00:04:49,622 --> 00:04:51,091 What kind of a case are you on? Tell me about it. 112 00:04:51,091 --> 00:04:52,926 - Well I'm under oath not to discuss the case 113 00:04:52,959 --> 00:04:54,828 with anyone in the family. 114 00:04:54,861 --> 00:04:56,262 - Oh. 115 00:04:56,296 --> 00:04:57,997 - There was this woman who was lying in bed 116 00:04:59,366 --> 00:05:01,868 and she sensed somebody in the room. 117 00:05:01,901 --> 00:05:03,269 When she opened her eyes there was this man, 118 00:05:03,303 --> 00:05:05,705 the defendant, standing over her. 119 00:05:05,739 --> 00:05:07,707 - How did he get in the house? 120 00:05:07,741 --> 00:05:09,876 - She failed to lock the front door. 121 00:05:11,311 --> 00:05:12,879 - Oh, there's a moral to the story. 122 00:05:14,748 --> 00:05:15,382 [door bell rings] 123 00:05:15,415 --> 00:05:16,182 It's open! 124 00:05:16,216 --> 00:05:17,550 - I locked it. 125 00:05:17,584 --> 00:05:20,487 [audience laughing] 126 00:05:24,090 --> 00:05:26,059 - [Henry] Who is it Muriel, is it for you or me? 127 00:05:27,660 --> 00:05:28,895 - There's enough here for both of us. 128 00:05:30,063 --> 00:05:32,732 [audience laughing] 129 00:05:32,766 --> 00:05:34,634 Can I help you? 130 00:05:34,668 --> 00:05:37,771 - Mr. Arthur Wainwright is here to see Mr. Henry Rush. 131 00:05:39,339 --> 00:05:42,242 [audience laughing] 132 00:05:45,078 --> 00:05:46,179 - How nice to see you Mr. Wainwright, 133 00:05:46,212 --> 00:05:47,947 would you come in please. 134 00:05:47,981 --> 00:05:49,849 - Regis, wait in the limousine. 135 00:05:52,886 --> 00:05:55,088 - Regis? She's new, isn't she? 136 00:05:56,690 --> 00:05:58,725 - Yes. It's a new rental company. 137 00:05:58,758 --> 00:06:02,696 All their chauffeurs are tall, magnificently built women. 138 00:06:02,729 --> 00:06:04,030 - Oh, what a novel idea. 139 00:06:04,064 --> 00:06:05,198 How long has the company been doing that? 140 00:06:05,231 --> 00:06:06,866 - Since I bought it. 141 00:06:06,900 --> 00:06:08,768 [audience laughing] 142 00:06:08,802 --> 00:06:11,671 - Rush, how are you doing on the next issue of Cosmic Cow? 143 00:06:11,705 --> 00:06:13,606 - It'll be ready Monday, right on schedule. 144 00:06:13,640 --> 00:06:15,041 - I can't wait that long. 145 00:06:15,041 --> 00:06:16,242 The printers are going out on strike. 146 00:06:16,276 --> 00:06:17,777 I need it by tomorrow morning. 147 00:06:19,245 --> 00:06:23,049 - Tomorrow, but that's impossible. 148 00:06:23,049 --> 00:06:24,951 - Henry's on jury duty, Mr. Wainwright. 149 00:06:25,051 --> 00:06:26,786 He can't possibly get it done by tomorrow. 150 00:06:26,820 --> 00:06:28,688 He has to be in court. 151 00:06:28,722 --> 00:06:30,056 - What time? 152 00:06:30,056 --> 00:06:30,890 - Nine o'clock 153 00:06:30,924 --> 00:06:32,759 - Splendid. 154 00:06:32,792 --> 00:06:34,894 You can drop the strip off at my office at eight. 155 00:06:34,928 --> 00:06:38,665 - But the that means I'll have to stay up all night working. 156 00:06:38,698 --> 00:06:40,900 - People who care, people who are dedicated, 157 00:06:40,934 --> 00:06:41,868 stay up all night. 158 00:06:43,803 --> 00:06:45,805 - There were 1,100 of them on the deck of the Titanic. 159 00:06:46,973 --> 00:06:48,742 - That doesn't apply here. 160 00:06:48,775 --> 00:06:49,943 Those people weren't working, they were singing. 161 00:06:51,711 --> 00:06:55,782 - 8:00 A.M. sharp, Rush. On my desk. 162 00:06:55,815 --> 00:06:57,717 - But Mr. Wainwright I can't... 163 00:06:57,751 --> 00:06:59,185 - Look, Rush. 164 00:06:59,219 --> 00:07:01,087 There will be 500 additional dollars 165 00:07:01,121 --> 00:07:02,655 in your pay envelope this week. 166 00:07:04,124 --> 00:07:06,626 - Well, I'll do the best I can to get it done. 167 00:07:06,659 --> 00:07:08,028 - Good. 168 00:07:08,061 --> 00:07:10,030 Oh, if you should have to get in contact 169 00:07:10,030 --> 00:07:13,033 with me this evening, I'll be at the top of the mark. 170 00:07:13,033 --> 00:07:15,735 I'm taking my chauffeur dancing. 171 00:07:15,769 --> 00:07:17,370 [audience laughing] 172 00:07:23,810 --> 00:07:26,246 - Muriel, how am I going to stay up all night? 173 00:07:26,279 --> 00:07:28,114 I'm exhausted now. 174 00:07:28,148 --> 00:07:31,051 - Oh, Henry look, I'll just make a big pot of coffee 175 00:07:31,084 --> 00:07:33,153 and Jackie and Sarah and I will all take turns 176 00:07:33,186 --> 00:07:35,055 staying up with you to keep you awake. 177 00:07:36,923 --> 00:07:39,059 - Those onions affected more than your eyes Muriel. 178 00:07:40,727 --> 00:07:42,262 Do you think those two princesses downstairs 179 00:07:42,295 --> 00:07:43,930 are going to lose a night's sleep 180 00:07:43,963 --> 00:07:46,299 just because I have a deadline to meet? 181 00:07:46,332 --> 00:07:48,234 - Oh, Henry. You're their father. 182 00:07:48,268 --> 00:07:51,204 They love you. They respect you. 183 00:07:51,237 --> 00:07:54,074 And they'll want to show their appreciation for the skis. 184 00:07:55,241 --> 00:07:56,409 - Well, what makes you think 185 00:07:56,443 --> 00:07:58,345 I'm going to buy them those skis? 186 00:07:58,378 --> 00:08:00,246 - Well the bonus means extra money you hadn't planned on, 187 00:08:00,280 --> 00:08:03,750 so there's really no reason anymore to turn them down. 188 00:08:03,783 --> 00:08:06,386 Besides I know you, you're a push over. 189 00:08:06,419 --> 00:08:08,922 - You know Muriel, I resent that. 190 00:08:10,023 --> 00:08:12,292 I really resent that. 191 00:08:12,325 --> 00:08:14,094 - What? That I called you a pushover? 192 00:08:14,127 --> 00:08:14,894 - No. 193 00:08:16,229 --> 00:08:18,365 That you know me so well. 194 00:08:18,398 --> 00:08:22,202 [audience laughing] 195 00:08:22,235 --> 00:08:23,570 - Here's another fresh pot of coffee. 196 00:08:23,603 --> 00:08:25,138 - [Henry] Oh, thanks. 197 00:08:25,171 --> 00:08:26,773 - How are you holding up honey? 198 00:08:26,806 --> 00:08:29,042 - Well, the coffee is keeping me awake 199 00:08:29,042 --> 00:08:31,211 but I'm not getting very much work done. 200 00:08:31,244 --> 00:08:32,345 - Why not? 201 00:08:32,379 --> 00:08:33,346 - I keep going to the bathroom. 202 00:08:33,380 --> 00:08:35,281 [audience laughing] 203 00:08:35,315 --> 00:08:36,349 - Well, is there anything you want me to do for you 204 00:08:36,383 --> 00:08:38,251 before I go to bed? 205 00:08:38,284 --> 00:08:40,487 - Yes, you can wake Jackie and tell her her shift is over. 206 00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:43,423 [audience laughing] 207 00:08:43,456 --> 00:08:45,759 - Jackie, honey, wake up. 208 00:08:45,792 --> 00:08:46,459 - What time is it? 209 00:08:46,493 --> 00:08:48,094 - It's midnight. 210 00:08:48,128 --> 00:08:49,696 - Oh good, I didn't think I'd make it. 211 00:08:51,898 --> 00:08:53,233 Good night, dad. 212 00:08:53,266 --> 00:08:54,834 - Good night. Thanks for your help. 213 00:08:54,868 --> 00:08:56,336 - Oh, that's okay, you'd do the same for me. 214 00:08:56,369 --> 00:08:58,405 - No, I wouldn't, I'd stay awake. 215 00:08:58,438 --> 00:09:00,907 [audience laughing] 216 00:09:01,007 --> 00:09:02,275 - Tell Sarah it's her shift 217 00:09:02,308 --> 00:09:03,410 and to wake me when she's through. 218 00:09:03,443 --> 00:09:04,811 I'll take the final shift. 219 00:09:04,844 --> 00:09:05,412 - Right. 220 00:09:07,914 --> 00:09:10,016 - Well, I'll see you in three hours. 221 00:09:10,016 --> 00:09:11,117 - Okay. 222 00:09:11,151 --> 00:09:12,752 - If you need me, just call. 223 00:09:12,786 --> 00:09:15,155 [audience laughing] 224 00:09:15,188 --> 00:09:16,022 - Ooh! 225 00:09:20,760 --> 00:09:23,063 [coffee splashing] 226 00:09:23,096 --> 00:09:23,930 [door knock] 227 00:09:24,030 --> 00:09:24,731 Come in, Sarah. 228 00:09:26,032 --> 00:09:26,866 - Hi Mr. Rush. 229 00:09:28,768 --> 00:09:30,437 - Monroe, what are you doing here? And where's Sarah? 230 00:09:30,470 --> 00:09:32,872 - Well we were studying for an important exam tomorrow 231 00:09:32,906 --> 00:09:34,774 and she started to fall asleep 232 00:09:34,808 --> 00:09:36,242 so I told her to go to bed and I'd take her shift for her. 233 00:09:36,276 --> 00:09:39,746 - Oh, that's very nice of you, Monroe. 234 00:09:39,779 --> 00:09:40,880 - Thank you. 235 00:09:40,914 --> 00:09:42,215 - Sit down. 236 00:09:42,248 --> 00:09:43,783 Want some coffee? 237 00:09:43,817 --> 00:09:45,785 - Oh no, Thanks. Coffee keeps me awake. 238 00:09:45,819 --> 00:09:47,721 [audience laughing] 239 00:09:47,754 --> 00:09:49,155 - It's supposed to keep you awake 240 00:09:49,189 --> 00:09:51,091 otherwise how are you going to keep me awake? 241 00:09:51,124 --> 00:09:53,259 - Well that's why brought my book stuff with me Mr. Rush. 242 00:09:53,293 --> 00:09:55,195 I'm going to study while you work. 243 00:09:55,228 --> 00:09:58,898 - Oh, you're not going to play that radio while I'm working. 244 00:09:58,932 --> 00:10:01,001 - Oh, you won't hear the radio at all. 245 00:10:01,034 --> 00:10:02,102 I have these headphones! 246 00:10:03,236 --> 00:10:06,139 [audience laughing] 247 00:10:17,784 --> 00:10:20,220 [book drumming] 248 00:10:23,957 --> 00:10:24,724 - Monroe. 249 00:10:26,359 --> 00:10:27,127 Monroe. 250 00:10:28,228 --> 00:10:29,829 [Monroe singing] 251 00:10:29,863 --> 00:10:30,630 Monroe. 252 00:10:31,865 --> 00:10:32,632 Monroe! 253 00:10:34,100 --> 00:10:36,736 - Oh Henry. Henry, what is it? 254 00:10:36,770 --> 00:10:39,105 I wasn't calling you. I was calling Monroe. 255 00:10:39,139 --> 00:10:41,074 - Where is he, in Oakland? 256 00:10:41,107 --> 00:10:42,208 [audience laughing] 257 00:10:42,242 --> 00:10:44,144 [Monroe singing] 258 00:10:44,177 --> 00:10:45,679 - No, but I wish he were. 259 00:10:46,913 --> 00:10:48,782 - What is Monroe doing here? 260 00:10:48,815 --> 00:10:51,418 - Well, Sarah was tired so he's taking her shift. 261 00:10:52,419 --> 00:10:53,486 - [Muriel] Oh. 262 00:10:53,520 --> 00:10:54,954 Well, good night. 263 00:10:59,292 --> 00:11:02,128 [audience laughing] 264 00:11:02,162 --> 00:11:03,763 - Mr. Rush, how come you're not working? 265 00:11:03,797 --> 00:11:05,465 - Because you're driving me crazy. 266 00:11:05,498 --> 00:11:08,234 Now sit down and no more radios. 267 00:11:08,268 --> 00:11:09,069 - I'm sorry. 268 00:11:10,270 --> 00:11:11,404 Can I get you anything? 269 00:11:11,438 --> 00:11:12,672 - Just quiet. 270 00:11:16,309 --> 00:11:17,077 Ooh. 271 00:11:19,179 --> 00:11:20,080 I'll never make it. 272 00:11:26,152 --> 00:11:27,754 - Mr. Rush wake up! 273 00:11:27,787 --> 00:11:30,690 [audience laughing] 274 00:11:32,759 --> 00:11:35,195 - What did you do that for? 275 00:11:35,228 --> 00:11:36,329 - You were falling asleep. 276 00:11:36,363 --> 00:11:37,964 - I wasn't falling asleep. 277 00:11:37,997 --> 00:11:39,399 I was just resting my eyes, you idiot! 278 00:11:39,432 --> 00:11:40,800 - Oh I'm sorry, here let me dry... 279 00:11:40,834 --> 00:11:43,970 [audience laughing] 280 00:11:44,004 --> 00:11:45,772 Ooh I'm so... 281 00:11:45,805 --> 00:11:47,907 [audience laughing] 282 00:11:47,941 --> 00:11:50,844 [Monroe stuttering] 283 00:11:54,981 --> 00:11:56,916 Good night, Mr. Rush. 284 00:11:56,950 --> 00:11:59,319 [upbeat music] 285 00:12:04,324 --> 00:12:06,059 [upbeat music] 286 00:12:07,527 --> 00:12:08,828 - Henry, we have to drop off your drawings 287 00:12:08,862 --> 00:12:10,296 at Mr. Wainwrights office 288 00:12:10,330 --> 00:12:11,498 before I drive you to the courthouse. 289 00:12:11,531 --> 00:12:13,366 So come on, let's get a move on. 290 00:12:15,468 --> 00:12:17,337 Henry. 291 00:12:17,370 --> 00:12:19,873 [audience laughing] 292 00:12:19,906 --> 00:12:22,909 Henry! Wake up. Wake up. Come on. 293 00:12:22,942 --> 00:12:26,212 - Ugh, I'm so tired. 294 00:12:26,246 --> 00:12:28,181 - I know darling, but we have to go. 295 00:12:28,214 --> 00:12:30,183 - I didn't get a minutes rest. 296 00:12:30,216 --> 00:12:32,085 - I'll get your jacket. Come on. 297 00:12:32,085 --> 00:12:34,087 - Okay. 298 00:12:34,087 --> 00:12:35,355 - Come on. 299 00:12:35,388 --> 00:12:36,256 [Henry yawning] 300 00:12:36,289 --> 00:12:37,090 Come on. 301 00:12:38,458 --> 00:12:41,361 [audience laughing] 302 00:12:48,134 --> 00:12:50,103 - Hi mom. How's dad? 303 00:12:50,103 --> 00:12:52,339 - Well, he didn't get much sleep so he's really tired 304 00:12:52,372 --> 00:12:53,373 but he's a trooper. 305 00:12:53,406 --> 00:12:54,507 He got it done. 306 00:12:54,541 --> 00:12:55,842 - We came up to thank him. 307 00:12:55,875 --> 00:12:56,443 - Oh, he's in the kitchen. 308 00:12:59,913 --> 00:13:00,780 - Where is he? 309 00:13:00,814 --> 00:13:01,948 - I don't know. 310 00:13:02,048 --> 00:13:04,417 [Henry snoring] 311 00:13:07,921 --> 00:13:09,522 - Dad! - Dad! 312 00:13:09,556 --> 00:13:11,091 - Come on, wake up. 313 00:13:11,124 --> 00:13:12,559 - Come on, honey, come on. 314 00:13:12,592 --> 00:13:14,928 - What are you girls doing in my bedroom 315 00:13:14,961 --> 00:13:16,062 in the middle of the night? 316 00:13:16,096 --> 00:13:17,497 - This isn't your bedroom 317 00:13:17,530 --> 00:13:19,132 and this isn't the middle of the night. 318 00:13:19,165 --> 00:13:20,567 It's seven o'clock in the morning. 319 00:13:20,600 --> 00:13:21,568 - Don't argue with me I'm your father. 320 00:13:21,601 --> 00:13:24,137 [audience laughing] 321 00:13:24,170 --> 00:13:26,072 - Do you think he'll make it through the trial? 322 00:13:26,072 --> 00:13:27,640 - I don't think he'll make it through the kitchen. 323 00:13:27,674 --> 00:13:28,975 - Would you please stop talking about me 324 00:13:29,075 --> 00:13:30,677 as if I weren't here? 325 00:13:30,710 --> 00:13:31,478 - Who said that? 326 00:13:34,647 --> 00:13:37,684 [indistinct chatting] 327 00:13:44,591 --> 00:13:45,725 - Good morning. 328 00:13:45,759 --> 00:13:47,193 - What? Oh, good morning. 329 00:13:47,227 --> 00:13:49,696 - I'm so glad this trial is going on another day. 330 00:13:49,729 --> 00:13:51,798 - I wish I felt that way. 331 00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:53,700 - It's just like on television. 332 00:13:53,733 --> 00:13:55,602 I was telling my husband last night 333 00:13:55,635 --> 00:13:58,004 how exciting jury duty is. 334 00:13:58,104 --> 00:14:00,140 Boy, did he get mad at me. 335 00:14:00,173 --> 00:14:02,075 - Why? 336 00:14:02,108 --> 00:14:04,044 - I don't know, I told him while we were making love. 337 00:14:04,077 --> 00:14:05,779 There's just no pleasing that man. 338 00:14:07,714 --> 00:14:10,050 - Please rise for the honorable Samuel Warfield. 339 00:14:10,050 --> 00:14:13,453 Judge of the court now presiding. 340 00:14:17,223 --> 00:14:18,558 You may be seated. 341 00:14:20,293 --> 00:14:22,896 This court is now in session. 342 00:14:22,929 --> 00:14:25,231 - Your honor, the people call it's witness 343 00:14:25,265 --> 00:14:26,566 Miss Eula May Preston. 344 00:14:33,273 --> 00:14:36,776 - The witnesses is reminded that she is still under oath. 345 00:14:38,778 --> 00:14:40,113 - Miss Preston. 346 00:14:40,146 --> 00:14:42,215 Do you recall the point in your testimony 347 00:14:42,248 --> 00:14:43,750 you had reached yesterday? 348 00:14:43,783 --> 00:14:45,118 - I do. 349 00:14:45,151 --> 00:14:46,986 - You had stated that you had awakened 350 00:14:47,087 --> 00:14:48,288 in the middle of the night to find the defendant 351 00:14:48,321 --> 00:14:49,856 standing over your bed. 352 00:14:51,524 --> 00:14:52,892 - [Miss Preston] That's correct. 353 00:14:52,926 --> 00:14:54,861 I was terrified. 354 00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:56,663 - And did he speak to you? 355 00:14:56,696 --> 00:14:58,198 - Indeed, he did. 356 00:14:58,231 --> 00:15:01,468 [audience laughing] 357 00:15:01,501 --> 00:15:05,038 - What were the actual words he used? 358 00:15:05,071 --> 00:15:06,206 - Oh, I couldn't. 359 00:15:06,239 --> 00:15:08,808 I could never say those things. 360 00:15:08,842 --> 00:15:10,176 - Miss Preston. 361 00:15:10,210 --> 00:15:11,711 It would be very helpful if you could. 362 00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:14,948 - Do I have to, your honor? 363 00:15:15,048 --> 00:15:16,149 - Yes, you do. 364 00:15:18,184 --> 00:15:19,085 - He said, 365 00:15:21,588 --> 00:15:25,058 he said, how would you like to blank blank blank? 366 00:15:27,227 --> 00:15:28,695 - Do what? 367 00:15:28,728 --> 00:15:30,263 Blank, blank, blank. 368 00:15:30,296 --> 00:15:31,131 - I see. 369 00:15:32,165 --> 00:15:34,567 Did he use an expletive? 370 00:15:34,601 --> 00:15:35,635 - I wouldn't know. 371 00:15:36,670 --> 00:15:37,804 I fainted. 372 00:15:37,837 --> 00:15:40,807 [audience laughing] 373 00:15:40,840 --> 00:15:42,942 - What the judge means is, 374 00:15:42,976 --> 00:15:46,880 did he actually say, blank, blank, blank? 375 00:15:46,913 --> 00:15:49,516 Or did he use other words? 376 00:15:49,549 --> 00:15:52,085 - Oh, he used other words of course. 377 00:15:52,085 --> 00:15:53,887 - Well, would you please tell the court 378 00:15:53,920 --> 00:15:55,422 what those words were? 379 00:15:56,856 --> 00:16:00,694 - Oh no, they're not words I would ever say. 380 00:16:00,727 --> 00:16:02,662 They're the kind of words 381 00:16:02,696 --> 00:16:07,033 that nasty people write on walls of restrooms. 382 00:16:07,033 --> 00:16:09,035 [audience laughing] 383 00:16:09,069 --> 00:16:12,839 In fact, I saw them just this morning in the ladies room 384 00:16:12,872 --> 00:16:13,773 down the hall. 385 00:16:15,208 --> 00:16:17,243 But I could never bring myself to say them. 386 00:16:17,277 --> 00:16:19,112 - Perhaps it would be easier 387 00:16:19,145 --> 00:16:22,615 if the witness could write down what the defendant said. 388 00:16:22,649 --> 00:16:23,817 - Thank you your honor. 389 00:16:27,887 --> 00:16:28,655 - How... 390 00:16:35,061 --> 00:16:37,464 Would you like to... 391 00:16:39,532 --> 00:16:41,735 Should they be in capitals? 392 00:16:41,768 --> 00:16:44,137 [audience laughing] 393 00:16:44,170 --> 00:16:45,872 - Not necessarily. 394 00:16:51,945 --> 00:16:54,848 [audience laughing] 395 00:17:02,022 --> 00:17:04,924 [audience laughing] 396 00:17:09,029 --> 00:17:10,797 [audience laughing] 397 00:17:10,830 --> 00:17:13,033 - I think the jury should read this. 398 00:17:17,504 --> 00:17:19,606 [audience laughing] 399 00:17:19,639 --> 00:17:20,407 - Psst! 400 00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:32,118 - Psst! 401 00:17:33,753 --> 00:17:37,057 [audience laughing] 402 00:17:37,090 --> 00:17:38,825 Here read this. 403 00:17:38,858 --> 00:17:41,761 [audience laughing] 404 00:17:43,163 --> 00:17:46,066 [audience laughing] 405 00:17:52,138 --> 00:17:55,075 [audience laughing] 406 00:17:56,776 --> 00:17:59,112 [Henry coughing] 407 00:17:59,145 --> 00:18:02,716 - I'm very flattered, but I'm married. 408 00:18:02,749 --> 00:18:04,784 [audience laughing] 409 00:18:04,818 --> 00:18:07,020 I thought you told me you were married, too. 410 00:18:07,020 --> 00:18:08,088 - What are you talking about? 411 00:18:08,121 --> 00:18:09,089 - This note. 412 00:18:09,122 --> 00:18:11,057 - Well, pass it along. 413 00:18:11,091 --> 00:18:12,659 [audience laughing] 414 00:18:12,692 --> 00:18:14,160 - I beg your pardon! 415 00:18:14,194 --> 00:18:16,763 - Pass it to the man sitting next to you. 416 00:18:23,036 --> 00:18:24,571 - He'll think it's from me. 417 00:18:25,705 --> 00:18:26,473 - So? 418 00:18:27,340 --> 00:18:29,609 - What if he says yes? 419 00:18:30,777 --> 00:18:32,112 - What seems to be the trouble? 420 00:18:32,145 --> 00:18:33,313 - Oh, nothing. Nothing your honor. 421 00:18:33,346 --> 00:18:34,748 Nothing at all. 422 00:18:34,781 --> 00:18:36,182 - Don't put it in your pocket. 423 00:18:36,216 --> 00:18:38,051 Pass it along to the rest of the jury. 424 00:18:39,719 --> 00:18:40,487 - But... 425 00:18:41,721 --> 00:18:43,256 Oh I couldn't do that your honor. 426 00:18:43,289 --> 00:18:44,657 This is a... 427 00:18:44,691 --> 00:18:46,526 This is rather private. 428 00:18:48,094 --> 00:18:50,930 [audience laughing] 429 00:18:56,302 --> 00:18:58,672 [upbeat music] 430 00:19:01,341 --> 00:19:03,910 [upbeat music] 431 00:19:06,479 --> 00:19:09,449 - And then, he ripped up the note and ate it. 432 00:19:09,482 --> 00:19:10,550 [girls laughing] 433 00:19:10,583 --> 00:19:11,418 - Oh no! 434 00:19:11,451 --> 00:19:12,218 Oh, dad! 435 00:19:13,887 --> 00:19:15,188 - Dad, you actually thought that note 436 00:19:15,221 --> 00:19:17,390 was from the woman next to you? 437 00:19:17,424 --> 00:19:20,126 - And very disappointed when he found out it wasn't. 438 00:19:20,160 --> 00:19:22,062 [audience laughing] [door bell rings] 439 00:19:22,095 --> 00:19:24,798 [girls laughing] 440 00:19:28,168 --> 00:19:31,404 - Mr. Arthur Wainwright to see Mr. Henry Rush. 441 00:19:31,438 --> 00:19:32,305 - Have him come in. 442 00:19:34,040 --> 00:19:36,209 [Muriel sighs] 443 00:19:36,242 --> 00:19:38,111 [audience laughing] 444 00:19:38,144 --> 00:19:42,048 - Oh no! I forgot to open the back door of the limousine. 445 00:19:42,048 --> 00:19:44,117 - Oh, well then go downstairs and open it. 446 00:19:44,150 --> 00:19:48,054 - Not here, I left him in front of his office building. 447 00:19:48,054 --> 00:19:49,356 - Indeed you did, Regis. 448 00:19:50,523 --> 00:19:52,359 I was forced to take a taxi. 449 00:19:54,294 --> 00:19:57,263 That'll be $20 less on the mantle piece this week. 450 00:19:57,297 --> 00:19:58,965 - Forgive me, sir. 451 00:19:59,065 --> 00:20:00,967 I'll wait downstairs in the limousine. 452 00:20:01,001 --> 00:20:01,768 - Yes. 453 00:20:03,436 --> 00:20:05,238 And Regis, stay off the phones! 454 00:20:07,240 --> 00:20:08,875 Word of advice, Rush. 455 00:20:08,908 --> 00:20:10,910 Never hire a chauffeur with family in Sweden. 456 00:20:10,944 --> 00:20:12,345 - I'll keep that in mind. 457 00:20:12,379 --> 00:20:15,248 - Good. Now I have tremendous news. 458 00:20:15,281 --> 00:20:17,050 The printer strike has been averted. 459 00:20:18,351 --> 00:20:19,185 - What? 460 00:20:21,054 --> 00:20:22,956 You mean I killed myself working all night for nothing? 461 00:20:22,989 --> 00:20:24,924 - Not exactly for nothing, Rush. 462 00:20:26,192 --> 00:20:27,060 Your bonus. 463 00:20:30,430 --> 00:20:32,332 [Henry chuckles] 464 00:20:32,365 --> 00:20:33,333 - Their bonus. 465 00:20:33,366 --> 00:20:36,236 - Really? Dad thank you. 466 00:20:36,269 --> 00:20:37,871 Thank you. 467 00:20:37,904 --> 00:20:39,072 - You can borrow the skis anytime you want. 468 00:20:39,105 --> 00:20:40,173 - You just bring back the change. 469 00:20:42,342 --> 00:20:45,045 - He promised them skis, that's why they're so excited. 470 00:20:46,980 --> 00:20:50,450 - You're a very fortunate man, Rush, to have children. 471 00:20:50,483 --> 00:20:53,019 Me, I'm all by myself. 472 00:20:53,053 --> 00:20:54,854 Isn't that sad? 473 00:20:54,888 --> 00:20:56,556 With all my money, 474 00:20:56,589 --> 00:20:59,392 I'll never know what it's like to make someone that happy. 475 00:21:00,560 --> 00:21:02,562 - I'm sorry Mr. Wainwright. 476 00:21:02,595 --> 00:21:06,399 - Lord knows I do my best for Regis. 477 00:21:06,433 --> 00:21:09,135 [audience laughing] 478 00:21:09,169 --> 00:21:12,072 - Mr. Wainwright, I'm sure she appreciates it. 479 00:21:13,206 --> 00:21:15,342 - Who knows? She's so damn tall, 480 00:21:15,375 --> 00:21:17,177 I can't see if she's smiling. 481 00:21:17,210 --> 00:21:20,113 [audience laughing] 482 00:21:23,616 --> 00:21:25,952 - Poor man. His life has no meaning. 483 00:21:25,985 --> 00:21:28,188 - Yes, what does he really have to look forward to? 484 00:21:28,221 --> 00:21:31,091 Driving home all alone in the backseat of a big limousine, 485 00:21:31,091 --> 00:21:34,094 having a gorgeous blonde chauffer at the wheel. 486 00:21:34,127 --> 00:21:38,098 Dining in some fancy restaurant, dancing in some disco 487 00:21:38,098 --> 00:21:39,632 and then having her drive him home 488 00:21:39,666 --> 00:21:41,835 to his bachelor penthouse apartment. 489 00:21:44,938 --> 00:21:47,607 I wonder what it's like to experience 490 00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:49,576 that kind of loneliness. 491 00:21:51,177 --> 00:21:54,114 - Well, don't worry about it. 492 00:21:54,114 --> 00:21:56,583 You're never going to find out. 493 00:21:56,616 --> 00:21:59,519 [audience laughing] 494 00:22:01,554 --> 00:22:04,057 [upbeat music]